A-Rod On Reported Trade Rumors
"I'm Rich, Bitch."
Oh, I'm sorry, you thought I gave a fuck?
Alex Rodriguez disappoints America by not giving a shit if he'll be traded to the Marlins. "I mean, I cared about winning, but after my first hundred mil, it all kind of became just a game to me." Said the superstar third baseman "Sure, I want to stay in New York, but that's just because everyone at my bank knows the days I come in for withdrawls. With the money I'm taking out, the bank needs to be ready for it, ya heard?" He then turned to high five his personal assistant "Gator"
roughly the amount of money A-Rod is still owed from the Yankees
A-Rod was over heard saying as he left "There ain't shit, like clockin' a grip."
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