Hipster OU Fan Picks Oklahoma To Beat Notre Dame 17,000 to Whatever
isn't this foam finger ironic?
Oklahoma Sooners fan Teagan Floweather doesn't think Notre Dame has a chance to beat the Sooners this Saturday. Teagan has been a die hard Sooners fan since they have won their last three games. "Notre Dame doesn't have the defense to stop Laundry" (Teagan is referring to Landry Jones, the Sooners starting QB)
When pressed for any context to back up his claims, Teagan had this to say "Monty Tayow (Manti Te'o) isn't fast enough to handle anything OU is gonna throw at them." he went on "They can't stop the run. (ND ranks 13th) They can't defend the pass. (ND ranks 13th) OU is gonna run up the score on them (ND ranks 2nd in points allowed) I can't wait to see the look on Chip Kelly's stupid face when we destroy them." (Chip Kelly is the head coach for the Oregon Ducks, Brian Kelly coaches ND)
When the fact that ND has only allowed 5 touchdowns this season was brought up, Teagan put his 3 Floyds micro brew down long enough to spout "Yeah, and they play the easiest schedule in the world. If Oklahoma had their schedule, they would have allowed negative 5 touchdowns."
Teagan will be at his local Barnes and Noble all week.
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